Hit Network radio host Ryan Jon and his partner Brigitte have had the talk. They think they’re keen for the next step in their relationship – you know, to have a tiny, defenceless human being totally dependant on them for its every waking need.
But are they really ready?
To find out, the Canberra couple did a full dress rehearsal of parenthood by taking home two simulator babies for the weekend.
Brigitte and Ryan with the new plastic additions to their family. Images: Facebook and Twitter.
What's a simulator baby, you ask? They're those slightly creepy mechanical dolls they give to high schoolers as a cautionary method of contraception.
(FYI: Studies recently proved it has the opposite effect for teens - you can read about that here.)
The dolls cry, need feeding, nappy changes and cuddles, and even digitally log all your parenting mistakes for review by an expert.
Bachelor fans know the type...