I’ve been married to my wife coming on six years. Of course, our stupid Prime Minister doesn’t agree, but I’ll save that conversation for another time.
We have an awesome three-year-old daughter together.
Life is sweet, and we have an huge amount of support and love around us.
There are however, some naïve people who cross our paths, whose mouths seems to run off leaving their brain waiting far behind.
They ask bloody stupid questions.
I know everyone has moments where they say ludicrous things and you just wish the ground would swallow you up, chew on you and spit you out about 15 minutes earlier. I get it. I’ve done it a few times myself. But it happens to us often, and frankly, I’m sick of it.
I took it upon myself to collate a few of the stupidest questions into a handy bullet point list for you dear reader, with descriptions, in case you ever find a real life lesbian in their native habitat.
You’ll be prepared with what NOT to say, so that you make it out alive and unscathed. Because if there is one thing you want to avoid in this lifetime, it’s pissing off a lesbian.
Here they are:
1. So, who’s the guy in the relationship?
I usually don’t answer this and stare at the person in silence for at least 10 minutes until they realise what they’ve said.