The other day (maybe, it was, um, Boxing Day), there was some kind of cricket match.

That’s about all the knowledge I have on it. That it happened.

What I can tell you, is that while it was happening, my boyfriend was watching intently. All day.

‘Hmmm!’ I thought. ‘I know! I’ll show an INTEREST! Because that’s what good couples do, right? Show INTEREST in stuff and not just steal the remote from each other  because one of us wants to watch Ellen.’ So I did. I showed an interest.

Me + most sport.

This is how it went down over the space of about an hour, at which point, for SOME UNKNOWN REASON, my boyfriend just let me change the channel.

So for all you non-cricket fans of all shapes and sizes, perhaps you will relate. And to all you cricket fans, guys and girls alike… I apologise.

33 annoying questions to ask during a cricket match.

But whyyyy?

Apparently there is another… um, round?…. starting in a day or two. No wait, it’s called a ‘Test’. Another ‘Test’.

See? I’m learning already. Bring it on.

Have you ever asked one or more of these questions during a cricket match?