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A plane dumped its toilet load on a sweet 16th birthday party. Yep.

Don’t you hate it when you’re having a birthday party and human feces starts tumbling from the sky?

40 guests were celebrating at a sweet 16th birthday party in Pennsylvania when out of nowhere, human waste began to rain down.

The apoo-calypse was believed to be from an airplane passing overhead.

Happy Birthday! Is there any chocolate sauce to go with that cake?

The cake had just been cut and taken inside (PHEW!) when the clouds opened their bowels.

Party guest Kristie Rogy told Fox 29 news it was a close call: “We just got done with cake thank God, we took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky, it was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything,”

An unlucky party guest.

Luckily, a marquee erected just hours earlier, in case of bad weather, helped shield most of the guests.

“It was like a thousand birds flew over all at once.” a guest said.

A quick thinking family member used a smartphone app to identify five planes that were flying over them when it happened.

And then it was like “splat splat splat”

The family notified the Federal Aviation Administration who are now investigating the incident.

And the parents, who no doubt are already fragile from raising a teenager, now have to deal with the knowledge they hosted literally the shittest birthday party ever.  Now they must deal with the aftermath, which may include door-slamming and unfair blame such as  “GOD, CAN’T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT?” “I HATE YOU!” and “CONTAMINATED WASTE? YOU’RE A WASTE!”

No amount of hosing will erase the memory

Here’s the full video:

What’s the worst birthday party experience you’ve ever had? 

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