Hey, it's just your typical pirate-themed vagina slide.

We present this image without comment… Well, almost.

It’s that time of year again, your precious little one is turning a year older. This year’s theme? Pirates.

You’ve set up the plank, there’s a treasure hunt about to happen and that spectacular birthday cake is looking ship-shape.

We’re calling it: These are the most terrifying kids toys in the world.

Now it’s just time to set up that inflatable pirate-themed slide you’ve hired

Oh, wait.

That image was posted on the aptly named Rude, Crude and Socially Unacceptable Facebook page. And it caused our whole office to collectively lose their minds.

And just when we thought we’d reached peak unfortunately shaped children’s slides, another commenter posted this.

Dick slide. That is all.

What’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever seen at a kid’s party?