Home and Away star Pia Miller's bed selfie proves she is none of us in the morning.

When I wake up in the morning it’s not a pretty sight.

Matted hair everywhere – often yielding the food I scoffed down the night before – I surface from my slumber sporting morning breath and under-eye bags that beg the question “are you sick?”. For the record, I’m not sick, I just resemble something between a sloth and something you’d find deep in a drain pipe when I wake up.

#blessed #genetics #thanksmumanddad

Such is not the case for Home and Away‘s Pia Miller, 32, who apparently wakes up looking like this:

MONDAY // ☁️ mornin ☁️???? ????????

A photo posted by Pia (@piamiller) on Jun 26, 2016 at 3:40pm PDT


That is a makeup-free Pia Miller, lying between crisp white sheets this morning, having awoken from a dream that I can only assume was about french champagne and a sunny meadow in the middle of Spring.

I think this might be a conspiracy.

There’s not a single crumb from last night’s chocolate cake in her glossy hair; there’s not a blemish on her face. And while I can’t smell an Instagram photo, I’m pretty confident when I say that the mum-of-two did not have morning breath this morning.

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There’s a whole heapa’ comments, so to save y’all time I’ll give you the general consensus. It’s something along the lines of this: ‘OMG U R PERFECT I CAN’T EVEN HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?? SENDING LOVE FROM (insert country here) U R MY IDOL PIA! (insert suitable emoji x3)’

Regardless of how you wake up in the AM, I think we can all agree on one thing. That is, Pia Miller won the genetic lottery.

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