ATTENTION: Ladies with menstrual cramps, if you’re not cuddling a hot water bottle in a foetal position with a screwed up face, while simultaneously pouting and wearing sexy underwear, then you are DOING IT WRONG.
This morning, I had to go a-hunting for a stock photo of a lady with some ‘time-of-the-month’ cramps. Because journalism. I typed ‘period pain’ into a website. And then…
Hilarity ensued.
Hundreds and hundreds of photos of women with the cramps, doubled over, 99.5 per cent with hot water bottles, all of them looking listless and maybe a little bit sexy. And some surprises. Berries, anyone?
Other PMS news: What happens when elite athletes have their period?
I’ve had me some cramps before. I can usually still manage to put on pants, and I can always manage to eat peanut butter straight out of the jar (with fingers, spoons are for amateurs). Every woman has a different way of handling their fallopian tubes being attacked by knives and buckets of wet sand. But somehow, few of the photos we found seemed realistic.
Come with us on the Adventure of Stock Standard Period Photos:
The Classic.
