We’ve got some weird and wonderful news for you today. So let’s get into it, shall we?
1. Pete Evans’ penis was nearly nibbled by a horse. We wish we were joking.
Excuse us, but Pete Evans has given us an explanation of sorts about those naked horse photos and now everything makes sense. (Sort of.)
Speaking to Sunrise this morning, Evans said the reason he had shorts on, and his wife Nicola didn't, was because the horse likes to... nibble.
“Our horse Zorro actually likes to have a bit of a nibble. So, I put shorts on just in case," he said.
“He’s very frisky. He likes to show his love so you want to cover up just that little period of time.”
Oh wait, there's more:
Normally, the couple are completely “starkers.”
“That’s the beautiful thing about having a farm, why do you need to wear clothes?”
We thought we just concluded we needed to because of the wayward, nibbly horse?
Listen: Pete and his wife previously presented us with a modern ethical dilemma. (Post continues.)
2. How Jessica Alba's brand wound up in a lawsuit about marijuana.
Jessica Alba, lawsuit and marijuana aren't words you'd typically hear in one sentence. Yet here they are, as the actress and mother-of-two is suing the doobies out of a rival company for nabbing their name.
The 36-year-old's business, the Honest Company claims medicinal marijuana company, Honest Herbal is using their 'honest' shtick to dishonestly boost their sales.
TMZ reports the Honest Company claims it's letter to Honest Herbal earlier this month asking them to drop the Honest name was ignored.
Honestly, just drop the 'honest' and be done with it, capishe?
3. Bec Judd's pregnancy throwback photo proves she is a total warrior.
iPhone memories reminded me that on this day 1 year ago, I looked like this alien- measuring 47 weeks ????. I will never forget the pain (and associated bawling ????) of growing two humans. To all the multiples mums out there, I feel ya. Ps. It's actually the best thing you'll ever do. PPS. I still have that linea nigra almost a year on. Twin hormones are next level. #waddlewaddle