Sometimes the human race comes together in the most unusual ways.
You see, a couple of months ago a woman named Kallie Berry drank too much beer and peed her pants.
Her ex-boyfriend, who sounds like a complete douche bag, then tried to use it to blackmail her.
So, Kallie posted about it on Twitter and took that pee-based power away from him.
I drank too much beer like a month and a half ago and peed myself. I’m tired of my ex blackmailing me with it so now everyone knows. ????????♀️
— Kallie Berry (@KallieLeigh) May 21, 2018Advertisement
Then something pretty damn wonderful happened – people started sharing their own pissy pant stories in support of Kallie.
It’s turned into a big ole’ pee support group.
In the immortal words of one of Adam Sandler’s many movie characters “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants”.
I peed myself onstage at a concert in front of thousands of people because I drank beer and had a fit of allergy-induced sneezes and I don’t even have an ex to blackmail me so ????????♀️
— Coryelle Thomas (@CoryelleThomas) May 22, 2018
I knew a girl in uni who peed herself in her boyfriends bed and then convinced him it was him
— pez (@BASED_GOSH) May 23, 2018
One time this dude I was sort of friends with kept trying to get me to come back to his house after we were at the bars and I purposely peed in my pants so he’d leave me alone. That’s “crazy”
— Sewer THOT (@ROASTKWEEN) May 22, 2018
My grandfather always said, “You haven’t been drunk until you shit yourself, and I’ve only been drunk once”
— RJ (@rje_44) May 22, 2018
I thought this was normal lmao
— Nick McLean (@NickMVids) May 22, 2018
One of my brother’s friends crashed in my bed years ago and I left the next morning and came back and my bed was soaked bc he was drunk and pissed himself lmao. I thought it was a kinda common thing cause I hear about it often ????????♀️
— Daisy Lear❁ (@ysiad_rael) May 21, 2018
my ex peed in my bed…. so….
— emelou (@emaritaville) May 21, 2018
I once woke up to a buddy peeing in my clothing drawer.
— myisland (@opinionated75) May 23, 2018
My brother drank too much beer and shit our house. Not shit himself, not shit the bed..he shit our house. I’m talking shit footprints in the halls, handprints on his bed, shit all over the floor. He got schwifty.
— Reptilian Overlord (@TheLonelyBoy97) May 22, 2018
I’ve peed my bed more as an adult from drinking and blacking out than I ever did as a kid. Worse shit can happen????????♀️
— Brandi Kae Benard (@b_hamsterwheel) May 22, 2018