We’re calling it: Paul Rudd isimmortal.

And the proof is right in front of us.

At the Oscars this week, Rudd, who stars as Scott Lang/Ant-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, presented the award for best visual effects with Sarah Paulson.

But the real standout performance was byhis face.

"And the winner is... Paul Rudd's skincare routine." Image: Getty.

The man has not aged in decades and the world has questions.

Um. Image: Youtube, 1995.

Excuse me. Image: Getty, 1999.

Pls explain. Image: Getty, 2019.

Mainly:How is this possible?

...And where exactly can we get in touch with Satan to make a similar arrangement?

Over the past few years, theCluelessactor's career has been on a steady rise, but his age (allegedly 49) appears to have remained constant. There's something very fishy about it.

Look, we're not saying we believe in vampires, but if we did, we'd say he's at the helm of the Hollywood vampire syndicate of which fellow age-defying male celebrities Pharrell Williams and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are members.

Their facesdon't make sense.

Pharrell 2000 vs 2019. Image: Getty.

Joseph Gordon Levitt 2003 vs 2018. Image: Getty.

But they've got nothing on Rudd, as pointed out by Twitter this week:

Paul Rudd in 1999 and 2019.

I need some freaking answers. pic.twitter.com/d3RwE71vwH

— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) February 25, 2019

How are you doing this, sir?

In an attempt to throw us off course, Paul previously toldPeopleit's all down to diet, nutrition, and avoiding alcohol.

“My day was centred around fitness and health,” he said at the time.

"And the fresh blood of my mortal victims."

Okay, we made that last quote up, but we're really not buying it. We know you sleep in a coffin mate.

The rest of the internet rightly shares the same bewilderment to Paul Rudd's reverse-ageing:

reminder that paul rudd is turning 50 in less than 2 months and he looks like a 5 year old waving goodbye to his parents as he gets on the bus on the first day of school pic.twitter.com/K37mcaF8HL

— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) February 25, 2019

Reminder that Paul Rudd is a perfect human and ages like a fine wine. pic.twitter.com/iJgAbmifn6

— Barrett Courtney (@SadBoyBarrett) February 25, 2019

Paul Rudd.......what deal with the devil did he make. he’s aging in reverse.

— nolan (@auntanxiety) February 25, 2019

Time makes fools of us all. Except for the ageless Paul Rudd. #oscars

— Kayleigh Donaldson (@Ceilidhann) February 25, 2019

what kind of water does Paul Rudd drink, that man never ages

— claudia ☀️ (@infinxtyonhigh) February 25, 2019

Paul Rudd, what dark bargain have you cut with the Gods of Time.

— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) February 25, 2019

see what happens when you’re an unproblematic white person and stay in your lane, minding your own business? you age like expensive red wine just like paul rudd whose been looking the same since 1995. pic.twitter.com/DqqT24Js2f

— ????????????(????????????). (@GLOSSPHOENIX) February 26, 2019

Paul Rudd drop the skincare routine.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 25, 2019