After a few hours of mingling with Aussie celebs on (arguably) the most Aussie day of the year, Paris Jackson managed to pick up a pretty bloody decent Aussie accent.
So decent, in fact, the VIP Melbourne Cup guest was able to dupe her Hollywood pal and Twilight star, Taylor Lautner, into thinking she was a frighteningly obsessed Australian fan named Rachel who fantasises about werewolf foreplay. Yep.
The 19-year-old actress/model made the prank call during an appearance on Hit FM’s Hamish and Andy show this afternoon and while she sounded a touch British, she managed to fool Taylor.
Paris offered to sting a host of famous friends, including Demi Lovato, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, but ultimately decided Lautner was “most likely to pick up”.
“Oh my God, Taylor, I don’t think you understand, like, I have so many dreams about you,” the call from ‘Rachel’ began.
“I just dream about your paws on me…”
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We can’t think of a time when someone’s been more relieved to learn they’re the victim of a prank call.
Watch the full clip below to hear the sweet, sweet relief in Jacob… I mean, Taylor’s voice.