Erm, we’re not quite sure how this one made it out of the factory. Or the boardroom. Or the very early design stages.
Some (emotionally scarred) Twitter users have stumbled upon a pool float that looks kinda exactly like a GIANT PAD.
Yep, because nothing says ‘relaxation’ quite like a massive sanitary napkin.
Focus group. This could have been avoided with 1 focus group (of women). pic.twitter.com/C76lv5ji33
— Jillian David (@JillianDavid13) July 3, 2017
Jillian David uploaded a snap of every woman’s worst nightmare on Twitter, with the caption: “Focus group. This could have been avoided with 1 focus group (of women)”.
We couldn’t agree more, Jillian.
Of course, the Twitterverse is having an absolute field day with this crime against pool toy humanity because, well, it’s bloody funny.
But does it have wings?
— ☪️ Charles Gaba ✡️ (@charles_gaba) July 3, 2017
Won’t it soak up half the pool water? ????
— appalledvoter (@appalledvoter) July 3, 2017
Remake of The Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman was going well, but producers baulked at level of realism required by director Sophia Coppola
— BranePower Guy (@BranePowerGuy) July 4, 2017
Please someone buy this and take it to the pool along with a pink inflatable lounger pic.twitter.com/BgWkDLDbJU
— JenDW (@jendaviswilson) July 4, 2017
If you don’t want to lose this on the pool deck, just pull off the adhesive strip on the back and attach it to your chair!
— Becky McG. (@bmmcgar) July 3, 2017
**arrives breathlessly**
Has someone made the surfing the crimson wave joke yet?
**falls over**
— elephantista (@elephantista) July 3, 2017
A man has invented a solution to women’s periods. Post continues…
Never change, Twitter, never change.
(We apologise in advance for any giant pad/bloody pool nightmares you may experience tonight).