Hello, restaurant and cafe waiters. I have a bone to pick with you.
You see, I am sick of ordering two hashbrowns with my eggs benny, only to receive one.
I am tired of requesting a soy latte, only to get a skinny capp.
I refuse to ask for another burger sans pickles, only for it to arrive with extra pickles.
What the JEFF is up with your insistence on trying to remember my order with your noggin’, only to walk away, and forget it like Julie Snook forgot to put on that bloody jacket?
You trying to "remember" my order in your head, while impressive and bizarre, is really not required. This is not a memory test. It is not a quiz, or a contest. It's not even fancy, or superior.
Basically, you're all giving me anxiety, and it's entirely, 1061 per cent your fault.
You know a good way to remember stuff?
You write it down. With a pen... On paper.