Oprah is not a lesbian, ok? It’s important you know this. Not because
there’s anything wrong with BEING a lesbian. Nothing at all. Oprah
loves lesbians (in a fully clothed kind of way) just like she loves all
minorities. And also probably majorities. Oprah loves everyone, y’hear?
The point is that she’s getting sick and tired of having to explain her
very close friendship with best friend Gayle King. It’s making her
cross. And frankly, what’s the point of having billions of dollars and
unimaginable power if you have to feel cross about something. If I had
billions of dollars I would never want to be cross. I’d want to go
shopping and buy giant houses – I mean, become a philanthropist and
adopt orphans.
The lesbian rumour has wafted around Oprah and Gayle forever. They’ve been friends for 30 years, they talk four times a day and they frequently travel together. They stay in Oprah’s many houses all over the world but no need for bed sharing because Gayle has her own room in every house. I know this because Oprah once said it on her show and that’s when I decided I’d like very much like to be Oprah’s friend. So where do the lesbian rumours come from?
Well, Oprah has been with her partner Stedman Graham, an American businessman, for 20 years but they are not married. And Gayle is a divorced mother of two boys. So CLEARLY they must be gay. D’uh! I mean, it’s just so obvious. They’re practically Dykes on Bikes.
When I typed “Oprah lesbian” into my Google homepage, I got 1.1 million matches. “Oprah gay” elicited a further 1.34 million. Being a meticulous researcher, I clicked on about three links before I got bored and accidentally wandered off to my favourite gossip site.
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