It happened last weekend.

I was sitting in a cafe with my sister when something caught my attention.

A pram. I knew what would be inside, but somehow I still wasn’t prepared. The pram came to a halt just inches from our table, and that’s when I saw it.

A foot. A tiny, silly, flat, pointless little foot.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT FOOT YOU DON’T NEED IT, IT’S NOT LIKE YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE.

Maybe it was the fact I was slightly hungover, or maybe it was the generally tumultuous state of my life, but my reaction was… inappropriate.

Upon seeing a baby who can’t have been more than six months old, Icried. Actual tears came out of my eyes. Because of thecuteness.

You're just so small... Image via Giphy.

"Ummm... why?" you ask.

Well, here is a definitive list of all the things that go through my head when I see a baby. Frankly, it's overwhelming.

I can't with you right now, seriously. Image via Giphy.

I WON'T. Image via Giphy.

Love from the creep waving (and crying) from the other side of the cafe.

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. Image via Giphy.

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