Wearing shower caps.
Today, dear readers, I present without comment a photo of Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts kissing each other for some reason.
In front of an audience.
At an awards show.
Okay, maybe just one comment…
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT ALL MEAN??!
Wait, that was a question. Whatever.
I am the first to admit that kissing girls is great. They’re pretty, they’re soft… Katy Perry knows what’s up. It’s great.
Kissing your friends? Doubly great.
But why now? Why are these two old friends locking lips at the Women In Film 2015 Crystal + Lucy Awards?? (I hope someone filmed it so at least it passes the Bechdel test…)
ALSO WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE THEY WEARING FLORAL SHOWER CAPS?!
It’s probably a good thing since they’ll obviously be needing to take a cold shower.
This is more confusing than when Madonna pashed Britney.
This is more unexpected than when Madonna pashed Drake.
And it’s more confronting than when Madonna wore those hot pants. (Love you, Madonna.)
But it happened. And I’m glad.
Oh and congrats to Nicole for winning The Crystal Award for Excellence in Film. No biggie.
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