We have SO MANY THOUGHTS about Nicole Kidman's dress.

by Mamamia Team February 5, 2017

The event? The 69th Directors Guild of America Awards.

The location? The Beverly Hilton Hotel.

The person? Nicole freakin’ Kidman.

The dress? A BLOOMIN’ BEADED BONANZA.

'Cos Nicole's body is too beadalicious for you babe. (Image: Getty)

The beautiful midi frock Kidman wore on Saturday night was adorned with thousands of teeny tiny metallic beads, making a klutz (me) hyperventilate at the very thought of it colliding with a rogue fingernail.

So many beads. So little time for jagged fingernails.

Nicole looks like this. And yet, when I wear a midi dress, I look like a sad nun.