Honey Badger just out-Honey Badger-ed himself.
You see, the brand spankin’ new Bachelor 2018 has been out doing the publicity rounds before the show kicks off on Wednesday night.
On Wednesday morning, he spoke to KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O.
He said all the things.
Most, erm, disturbingly he said a thing about oral sex.
A thing that will haunt you until your dying day.
When the radio duo asked the Badgelor whether he was prepared to perform oral sex, he said…
Wait for it
Here it comes
“If they come out of the shower in a nice little bloody nightie. I tell you what, strap the feed bag on for sure.”
STRAP. THE. FEED. BAG. ON. FOR. SURE.
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After having a quick vom in my mouth, I decided to Google said “feed bag”.
I mildly regret my decision.
According to Collins Dictionary, a feed bag is “a bag filled with grain, fastened over a horse’s muzzle for feeding”.
In slang, strapping the feed bag on means “having a feed” or “starting to eat”.
So yeah, that be Honey Badger language for: “Yes, if the circumstances are right, I very much like to perform oral sex on a sexual partner”.
The Badger also told Kyle and Jackie O that the producers kind of, erm, Badger-blocked him during the show.
“I might have picked the wrong show, the American one’s the one to go for if you’re into that sorta gear,” he told Kyle.
“Mate, I’m a red blooded male and when you’re in a spa and you’ve been locked up for a coupla months and you’ve got some cracking sort on your lap and you’re starting to connect on a few levels and you’re starting to exchange saliva and one things leads to another…”
Then Kyle suggested that Cummins may have “pulled the swimmers to one side” (vom vom vom).
“Either that, or you just grab ’em put them up on the side of the pool and start having a kiss, and all of a sudden the producers come in and bloody separate you for some flamin’ reason.”
Yep, I’m imagining Alf Stewart in a spa right now too.
Jackie then asked Cummins if he would have taken things further if they crew hadn’t interrupted him.
“I think when I told the crew to pack up and turn the lights off, they got the idea.”
This season is shapin’ up to be a very NSFW cracker.