Honey Badger just out-Honey Badger-ed himself.
You see, the brand spankin’ new Bachelor 2018 has been out doing the publicity rounds before the show kicks off on Wednesday night.
On Wednesday morning, he spoke to KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O.
He said all the things.
Most, erm, disturbingly he said a thing about oral sex.
A thing that will haunt you until your dying day.
When the radio duo asked the Badgelor whether he was prepared to perform oral sex, he said…
Wait for it
Here it comes
“If they come out of the shower in a nice little bloody nightie. I tell you what, strap the feed bag on for sure.”
STRAP. THE. FEED. BAG. ON. FOR. SURE.
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After having a quick vom in my mouth, I decided to Google said “feed bag”.
I mildly regret my decision.
According to Collins Dictionary, a feed bag is “a bag filled with grain, fastened over a horse’s muzzle for feeding”.
In slang, strapping the feed bag on means “having a feed” or “starting to eat”.