In news that was as legit as the Tromp family’s vacay, over the weekend it was reported NASA had sneakily updated our astrological signs for the first time in 2000 years. But that wasn’t the case.
According to numerous media outlets, The National Aeronautics and Space Administration had a few spare minutes to dabble in some fake science (*cough* “Astrology” *cough*) and declare 80 percent of people have been LIVING A LIE.
Because who needs to conduct groundbreaking intergalactic research when there are horoscopes to write?
Yes, we were horrified to read that 80 per cent of the population had been living under a bogus star sign — and that to fill this void, a shiny new star sign with an equally wankerish name sounding oddly like a Pokemon character was coined: Ophiuchus.
Horoscopes might be hog-wash, but what’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told (post continues after video)….