Sometimes people post things on the internet that they… shouldn’t.

Like an anonymous mum who has decided she “f*cking hates childless women with a BURNING PASSION” because a woman who may/may not have a child decided to get a pretzel from Disney World.

Yep.

You read that right.

You see, the anonymous mum was at Disney World with her son recently when she noticed that millennials were ruining the experience for families because they were… existing. And also breathing. And walking. And eating pretzels.

She decided to post an epic rant about this on Facebook which was then reposted to Twitter by Twitter user @JenKateWrites.

This is my new favorite wild mommy post. It’s me, the millennial slut who just goes to Disney World to make children cry pic.twitter.com/COokEiTdMm

— Jen ???? Gen Con???????????? (@JenKatWrites) July 19, 2019

Hold on, it’s quite the ride.

“It pisses me off TO NO END!!!!” she began her rant about… pretzels basically.

“When I see CHILDLESS COUPLES WITHOUT (a child?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) AT DISNEY WORLD. DW is a family amusement park!!!! Yet these IMMATURE millennials THROW AWAY THEIR MONEY ON USELESS CRAP!!!!,” she continued with a unique use of capitalisation.

“They have NO idea the JOY and HAPPINESS it is to MOTHERS WHO BUYS THEIR BABIES TREATS AND TOYS!!!! THEY WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE EXHAUSTION THAT IT IS TO CHASE A 3 YEAR OLD AROUND GETTING STARES AT ASSUMING IM A BAD MOTHER!!!!”

This is where it takes a turn.

“This c*nt in some very SLUTTY shorts was buying a Mickey pretzel and Aiden wanted one but the line was very long so I said later and it broke his poor little heart and he cried I WANTED TO TAKE THAT FUCKING PRETZEL FROM THAT TRAMP LIKE THANKS BITCH YOU MADE MY SON CRY!!!,” she wrote and WOT.

“DW is for children,” she continued. “People without CHILDREN need to be BANNED!!!. Mothers with children should be able to SKIP ALL THE LINE!!! YOU HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE TO STAND IN LINE FOR 3 HOURS WITH A CRANKY TIRED EXHAUSTED TODDLER!!! AND I CAN’T JUST TELL HIM THAT WE CAN’T DO SOMETHING BECAUSE IT’S HIS VACATION TOO!!!”

She finished off with this corker…

“I f*cking hate childless women with a BURNING PASSION.”

The responses to the rant have been hilarious:

I really want to discuss how she wants all childless people banned AND for all mothers to get to skip lines like bitch, who do you think would be holding up the lines then? Y’all gonna all go at one time?

— Chachi Bobinks-Danvers (@ChachiBobinks) July 22, 2019

This childless woman just bought a pretzel at Disneyland in her honor. pic.twitter.com/oLy56QBTrU

— Jodie with an IE (@crimsonrambler) July 25, 2019

I want her itinerary for every vacation. I would go out of my way to get in every line ahead of her.

— Chilli vs Universe (@Chillivata) July 20, 2019

what in the literal shit is going on here

— cabbage merchant (@eruthanderson) July 25, 2019

This woman is angry because…a woman bought herself a pretzel? And the line (at DISNEY) was long? Like. The likelihood that the pretzel slutty shorts woman even knows this woman or her child exist is pretty slim, right? This is deeply unhinged and kinda scary.

— real prime woman (@RhiannonAdmidas) July 21, 2019

Also, if you have a 3 yr old, chances are good that you, too, are a millennial slut

— Maggie Koerth-Baker (@maggiekb1) July 23, 2019

Somebody needs a nap, and not necessarily the three year old.

— Cat Massie (@CatMassie) July 22, 2019

And that’s the end of our tale about an angry mum, a pair of short shorts, and an innocent pretzel.