It’s quite possible that job interviews are the most stressful thing in the universe.

Anyone who hasn’t been through the process will tell you to “relax”.

It’s “not a big deal “.

You should just “chill out” and stop “breaking out in nervous sweats”.

“What’s the worst that could happen?” they ask, like that’s a helpful question.

Well, this.

This is the worst that could happen.

I rest my case.