1. Miley Cyrus responds to fans who say this photo of her body shows a “baby belly”.
It’s a tale as old as time: celebrity of baby-making age (give or take a decade either side) takes a photo. Baby-crazy public decide she’s pregnant. Celebrity of baby-making age is forced to explain she just had a big dinner, and kindly request that everyone stop looking so closely at her full stomach, because… rude.
The most recent victim is Miley Cyrus, who was forced to jump on Twitter today to clarify that the “baby bump” spotted by eagle-eyed fans in a photo from her 25th birthday was just… a large Thanksgiving meal. In her stomach. Waiting to be digested.
"RUDE!!" She wrote. "Not pregnant just eating a s***ton [sic] of tofurkey."
Miley's birthday fell on Thanksgiving this year, which appears to mean that she both got to eat a whole lot of incredible food AND be spoiled with gifts by boyfriend Liam Hemsworth (something we, personally, would also be interested in. If possible.)
Hot tip for those playing along at home: stop searching women's stomachs for signs of fertile life. It's... super weird.
2. Pixie Curtis earns more than $600 per Instagram post. She's six.
Some disheartening news for your Friday: six-year-old Pixie Curtis is earning more than the rest of us put together, just by posting on Instagram.
Pixie's mum, PR mogul Roxy Jacenko, revealed to the Daily Mail that Pixie's growing business, Pixie's Bows, is a booming success - with some clients paying more than half a grand to be featured in a post.
This morning, Jacenko posted a snap to her own Instagram story of a pile of Pixie's Bows orders ready to ship, advertising the brand's Black Friday sale.