By EM RUSCIANO.
Hey parents who stormed out of Friday night’s Miley Cyrus concert in Melbourne!
Sorry, check your outrage at the door. I am outraged by your stupid outrage. Taking your child to a Miley Cyrus concert and being offended by her on stage antics is akin to turning up to a Ku Klux Klan meeting and being surprised by racist paraphernalia.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? You give parents a bad name. We are already up against it and now your douche canoe behaviour is making it even worse.
I don’t even CARE if this upsets you, I am done with you. If you actually took a child under the age of 16 to a Miley Cyrus concert and couldn’t believe it when she swore gratuitously, dry humped a foam finger, simulated sex with a member of her band: I. Am. So. Done. With. You.
Miley has been shoving her new “grown up” ways in our faces for the past three or so years now.
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Were you asleep?
In a stupidity induced coma?
When did Hannah Montana die? At the VMAs when Miley’s tongue was attempting to escape her head – that was the moment she essentially nailed her childhood to the cross. She was then born again after a brief stop in the seventh circle of hell as a pop sex freak wild child who apparently doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks.
AKA not a role model for your child.
I would understand your outrage if her concert had been billed as a “G” rated Hannah Montana hoe-down and then she’d gone out there naked, riding bare back on a back up dancer dressed as a stallion licking a bong shaped like a dick. Then I’d get it. However, we are talking about an artist who in the last couple of years has:
1. Smoked a joint on stage at the Euro MTV awards.