Once again, Miley Cyrus has come in like a wrecking ball.
21-year-old Miley has just attended a New York Fashion Week after-party thrown by the Creative Director of Balenciaga, Alexander Wang. And what did she bring?
Boobs. Miley brought boobs to the Wang party.
The obviously shy 21-year-old popstar showed her 21-year-old assets by wearing ice-cream-shaped nipple-tassel stickers. Because of course. And an ice-cream nipple-tassel outfit just wouldn’t be complete without a pair of marijuana leaf earrings, some pill-covered sunglasses, and a weird pink body-glitter rash.
Nothing says ‘fashion’ like no clothing.
We respect the mid-life crisis that Miley is going through at age 21. But we do have some questions about logistics:
How often will we fall over when wearing pill-covered sunglasses at an indoor party at night?
What is the best flavour ice-cream nipple-tassel?
Should we bring a jacket for the cab ride home?
Is it okay to do a late-night Maccas run in tassels? Will we get free 30c cones?
Is it a bad idea to dance to ‘Jump Around’ or ‘Shake It’?
If you’re worried about her sanity, don’t be.
She’s just being Miley.
For more of Miley being Miley, check these out. Try to look shocked, it’s what she wants.