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Just the best Twitter reactions to the most horrifying best man's speech in MAFS' history.

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Phwoar.

We are but two episodes in to the newest season of Married at First Sight, and viewers have been taken on one heck of a ride already.

They’ve found themselves in undeniable thirst for one bride’s brother, felt the wrath of a terrifying father and almost straight-up died of second-hand embarrassment during the most horrific best man speech most of us have ever heard.

And that was all at one couple’s wedding

We’re of course talking about the train wreck of a reception that took place after Jessika and Mick’s fake TV wedding, in which Mick’s best man decided to up and tell a story about “that time he went to a bar and took Viagra”.

Because, yes, we all have a story like that.

The punchline? He eventually found himself in a room having “made a tent over himself” where he proceeded to furiously masturbate and good lord most children are still awake at this time.

Look – we know a best man’s speech by an intoxicated man named Broxy is headed in the wrong direction when it starts with “Mick’s a top bloke but ah…”

The translation of “top bloke” in this sort of situation clearly equals something in the same family as “likes his beers with a side of Viagra.”

Suffice to say: it was… excruciating.

Jessika’s brother wasn’t having a bar of it… and neither was the internet.

Here are Twitter’s best reactions:

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YIKES.

And with that, let us leave you with a picture of Jessika’s brother. Because, well, look:

For more Married At First Sight check out our Recap podcast where Clare and Jessie Stephens get into the nitty-gritty of Ning’s Nasty surprise….

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