Go home, Melbourne. You’re drunk.

On a bitingly cold Friday, when Mamamia’s Melbourne team popped out to a nearby cafe for a shot of caffeine, we bumped into the ultimate hipster.

‘Cos laptops are lame as f-ck.

Yep, he is using a typewriter. And yes, he is wearing a visor inside.

Hipster dude, we respect your commitment to the cause and we hoped you enjoyed your fair trade, single origin, soy latte.

And Melbourne, don’t ever change.

Ps. Does anyone know this hipster dude? We’d love to chat with him. Email news@mamamia.com.au