1. Um. Meghan Markle is about to return to the big screen and the Queen shan’t be impressed.

Meghan Markle is about to return to our TV screens in a rather risque role, after Artist Rights Distribution picked up the rights to the 2011 filmThe Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down, which the now-royal starred in at the time.

As reported by the Hollywood Reporter, the film is about a group of friends in their twenties as they have a night out in LA. The company apparently plans to release the movie some time this year, along with other films they have also gained exclusive rights to, includingCargo.

Markle plays a party girl named Dama in the film and in one scene can reportedly be seen snorting a substance. Which we can’t imagine will make the Queen overly pleased.

Image via Pintrest.

The film is far-removed from the Duchess of Sussex's paralegal Rachael Zane inSuits, a role she was predominantly known for before dating Prince Harry.

After seven seasons in the very successful seriesSuits, Markle made the decision to leave the acting gig right before she and Prince Harry became engaged.

2. Celeste Barber just trolled Celeste Barber in a hilarious Instagram post.

Nobody is safe when it comes to who Celeste Barber chooses to make fun of. Not even Celeste Barber herself.

The comedian's latest #CelesteChallengeAccepted on Instagram is perhaps her funniest yet, as she mocks a photoshoot she recently did forInStyle.

Known for parodying absurd celebrity photographs, the social media sensation recreated her own image - trading a glamorous frock for a towel dress, and heels for crocs.

The comments section was awash with laughing emojis, and one user said "Best one ever".

We couldn't agree more.

Some of her other great recreations include...

3. The cast of last year'sMAFShave reunited and we have so many questions.

A year from their controversial season, select members of the 2018 cast of Married at First Sight, andLove Island'sEden Dally (???) got together for a catch up at Sydney's iconic Opera Bar.

In attendance were Dean Wells, Troy Delmege, his TV wife Ashley Irvin, Gabrielle Bartlett and Alycia Galbraith.

According to Instagram, Dean brought back his rap/DJ persona - Visionz - which approximately nobody asked for, Troy and Ashley had a very cordial catch-up, and while this has yet to be confirmed, we're guessing Troy brought things to an awkward close when he left the table to vigorously brush his teeth.

This will never get old.

Here are all the photos from the reunion, courtesy of Instagram: