I had a bit of a revelation earlier today.
I was a few sentences into GQ's Autumn/Winter celebrity profile: 'True romance: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are Hollywood’s hottest new power couple.' when it hit me.
The reason we're all so obsessed with celebrities is because they're... not normal people.
I mean, look at their pregnancy reveals. Post continues after video.
I know, I know, it's a hot take.
And sure, that rule doesn't apply to absolutely everyone, but (and I'm not joking when I say this) literally one sentence into GQ's interview with the pair, I was reading about how Megan Fox and her boyfriend, Machine Gun Kelly were giving each other matching tattoos that read "the darkest fairytale" as a reference to one of the first text messages they ever sent each other.
And in what world is the phrase "the darkest fairytale" among the first things you say to a stranger you're looking to bonk? In Hollywood, apparently.
In case you missed it, actress Megan Fox and singer/songwriter Machine Gun Kelly are a particularly popular celebrity couple for the sheer fact that they're both ridiculously good looking.
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