Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are officially engaged after a year and a half of dating, and they sealed their union earlier today by drinking each other's blood. Apparently.

Announcing their engagement news on Instagram on Thursday morning, Fox wrote: "In July 2020, we sat under this banyan tree. We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time.

"Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma," she continued.

"Somehow, a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.

"And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes... and then we drank each other’s blood."

In MGK's post, the singer explained the meaning behind the unique ring he selected for Fox.

"I know tradition is one ring, but I designed [Fox's ring] with Stephen Webster to be two: the emerald (her birth stone) and the diamond (my birth stone) set on two magnetic bands of thorns that draw together as two halves of the same soul forming the obscure heart that is our love," he said.

Their engagement was about as artistic and poetic as their relationship has been so far.

And that's why we decided to take a look back at some highlights of the ridiculously good-looking couple's time together until now.

The first time they met that 'didn't count'.

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly first met at a party some time in the 2010s.

They don't count it though, because neither of them really remember it, which sounds like an extremely intoxicated night, but of course it's not, because as they describe it, it was due to a higher power at play.

"We didn’t see each other," Fox said in an interview with GQ, turning to MGK: "Do you remember [seeing] my face?"

"That’s what’s crazy," he said. "I don’t. I don’t remember your face."

"I don’t remember your face... and I definitely would have remembered his face," she continued.

"I just remember this tall, blonde, ghostly creature and I looked up, and I was like, 'You smell like weed.' He looked down at me and he was like, 'I am weed.' Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb."

As if that whole interaction wasn't weird enough, Fox then explained that she believed there was some sort of higher power at play that prevented them from seeing each other.

"I think we weren’t allowed to see each other yet. We weren’t supposed to run into each other that night, so our souls, our spirit guides, were luring us away from each other, because you literally had no face, like that thing fromSpirited Away. It is hard to see his face in general, but really he had no face that ni