Your lifelong dream of being covered in Big Macs as you lay in bed is about to be realised. And you don’t even have to be drunk.
McDonalds Sweden has launched a line of clothing and bedding in Big Mac print. Mmmmmmm.
And we’re #lovinit.
Big Mac Shop is ‘The Hamburger of Hamburger’s online store”, apparently, and the fine people have rolled out this delicious array of thermal clothing for you to slip your buns into. The thermals are soft and stretchy, perfect for eating ALL the Big Macs, while wearing Big Macs.
The range also includes bed linen, wallpaper and a hipster dog coat. And we’ve never wanted to be Swiss more in our lives.
At $60 for the bed sheets, think of the sweet and savory dreams you can have sandwiched between two-all-beef-patties-special-sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-on-a-sesame-seed-bun pillowcase-and-doona set.
The profits all go to Ronald McDonald house charities. So you may LOOK like you’re slobbing out in burger clothes, but you’re actually performing a charitable service. Look at you. You’re practically a burger-clod Mother Teresa.
But if that wasn’t enough reason, JUST LOOK at the raincoat and Big Mac-intosh boots. Our inner sartorialist is salivating. Anyone want to dress up and go for a bit of puddle stomping near Paleo Pete’s house?
Putting your junk in junk. Wearing your food. IT’S SO META, McDonalds. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US?
The only question left, obvs, is ‘Do you want fries with that?’ Yes. Yes we do. Hurry up, Friesshop.com.
McDonalds clothes: would you put your junk in junk?