Oh Sharon, please put it away. We’ve already seen your lady garden in
Basic Instinct, I don’t think you need to remind us it’s still there.
Did I miss the memo that said camel toes are a the new black?
This fabulous part is that at some point,
before leaving the house, Sharon, who is about to turn 50, stood in front of a full-length mirror and was
all, yeah, this totally works.