Married couples. Sexting. It’s always going to end in … well, smart-arsed remarks.

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A clean sink with no dirty dishes sitting in it? A serious a turn on.

Because Pookie really knows how to please.

Because, you know, winter is over You can shed the fur.

Ouch.

Down, boy..

#goldstarwinner.

Because nothing gets you in the mood like nits.

What sext messages would you send your husband? Let us know in the comments.