Married couples. Sexting. It’s always going to end in … well, smart-arsed remarks.
We’ve unearthed some of the best. You’ll wish you’d come up with them first.
1. The sexy picture:
A clean sink with no dirty dishes sitting in it? A serious a turn on.
2. The strip tease:
Because Pookie really knows how to please.
3. The bathroom bandit:
Because, you know, winter is over You can shed the fur.
4. The honest spouse:
5. The tease:
6. The one we all wish we’d sent.
7. The swift killjoy:
Because nothing gets you in the mood like nits.
What sext messages would you send your husband? Let us know in the comments.
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