Warning: This post *may* contain spoilers, but I’m not actually sure…
I have a bone to pick with the entire group of Season Four’s Married At First Sight contestants.
Look – I get it, you all like sharing pictures of your acai bowls as much as the next reality TV group, but WHY ARE YOU SPOILING THE SHOW FOR ALL OF US?
Posting photos with your fake husbands and wives might be cute, but I tell ya what, it’s bloody frustrating when I’ve invested 50 hours of my time watching you all on telly. I didn’t realise I could just log onto ye olde Insta to find out Shaz and Nick are still going steady.
Or, you know, that Andy and Vanessa are actually a thing and are actively posting galleries together with a lame hashtag (admittedly a bit of a surprise).