We need to talk about Married at First Sight.
Last night, I tried to watch it with an open mind. Well, as open as a mind can be when two complete strangers are participating in a fake wedding on television, thus making a complete mockery of an institution of marriage, that is apparently too sacred to allow a union of two people of the same-sex.
I’m not religious, and I don’t even think I’m a massive fan of marriage, but if a woman can walk down the aisle to meet a random dude that ‘experts’ matched her with, and exclaim”F****CK”, then I think we can comfortably throw any argument about the sanctity of marriage out the window.
So as you can see, my mind was wide open.
You know they're experts because they have a big touch screen computer thing. Image via Channel 9.
But there was a major issue with this completely legitimate science documentary I found myself watching for an hour last night.
Apparently, if you are a single person of the female variety, at any age, then that is because... drum roll please.
There is something wrong with you.
Let me explain.
Meet Erin. News.com has already called her Ja'mie King. She is a 25-year-old retail manager who lives at home, similar to every other 25-year-old in Australia. She is apparently obsessed with finding a partner, often lining up multiple dates a week from Tinder, Instagram, Facebook and online dating sites.
Her parents make her toast for her because, you guys... Erin. Can't. Cook. I repeat CODE RED - Erin cannot cook food. Well there you have it. Shows over. Roll the credits. There is no SAVING this girl. She is a failure at being a woman. Let's just hope to God she's maternal and knows how to use a vacuum.
Isn't Erin just so lucky? Image via Channel 9.