Anyone who owns a television and/or electronic device is aware that the current season of Married at First Sight has been going for no less than 63 weeks.

It’s been going for so long, in fact, that Jessie has glandular fever.

You guys.Married at First Sightgave Jessie glandular fever. And she says it wasworth it.

Oh, honey no.

But the other problem with the long-running season is this: people forget things. And we can't be having that. Oh, no. Not when we were introduced to Australia's pickiest bloke. Not when one woman described herself as a "chhharmelion". Not when one bride was a legitimate missing person for several days and no one thought to check her home.

We can't be forgetting.

Laura Brodnik and Tiffany Dunk discuss Married at First Sight on The Binge. Post continues below.

In order to ensure none of us lose the glory that is/was this never-ending season, we've decided to immortalise the 10 couples (11 if you count the fact that Andrew and Cheryl got married twice) in conversation.

Ahem.

Jessie:We began with men and women in separate mansions. It looked kind of likeThe Bachelorbut with significantly less Instagram models. Jonathan stood out because he started every sentence with "being an entrepreneur..." which had nothing to do with anything. The producers then cut to him yelling down the phone, "Was there anything else holding up the Springfield deal?" but I have a theory:There was no Springfield deal.

THERE WAS NO SPRINGFIELD DEAL.

Clare:Omg so true. Jonathan got matched with Cheryl and from the moment they saw each other this match was like the worst thing that ever happened. Cheryl's dad, Hamish, was legit borderline abusive and at one stage was definitely holding a knife.

Jessie:Real talk... that man needs to be in jail. Then at the reception, that woman with the eyeliner kept looking at Jonathan because she was secretly in love with him (obviously). She kept confiding in the camera how much she hated Cheryl. This plotline was never resolved. But a producer definitely got a promotion. Like a big one.

Clare:Oh yes, and then Cheryl's sister overheard Emma slagging her sister off and yelled "DON'T JUDGE SOMEONE BY THEIR BOOK!"

The best character to ever appear on reality television.

Jessie:The other couple matched early on were Sean and Susan, of whom we do not speak.

Clare:Jess, we can speak...

Jessie:I'm not ready.

Clare:Well, next we met Michael. He just wanted someone with good teeth, who weighs less than 60kgs, has small ears, is physically active, and doesn't wear much make up because he's into that 'natural' look. But fake boobs he can do. No, really. It's fine. He can work with that.

Jessie:Oh yes I liked the part where Michael said if he was matched with someone ugly then he wouldn't go through with the wedding.

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Why do you have an American accent, tho?

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Jessie:OMG and Michael and Scarlett's wedding.

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So scurrrrrrry.

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Now pls.

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Jessie:Yes. Oh GOODNESS then there were the twins.

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"Eugh John is the worst."

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TELL.

ME.

EVERYTHIN.

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FML.

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Jessie:Yeah. So the next phase was the women visiting their fake husband's hometown,

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