EXCUSE US BUT WE ARE VERY EXCITED PLS.
We’ve been baited all week by the ads and we cannot.
You guys, it’s Scarlett. And Andrew. And the runaway bride is back. And the guy who repeated, “… as an entrepreneur” for four episodes before texting someone else’s wife.
We’ve succumb to the fact that this show will never end, and tbh, we’re fine with it.
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Because we forgot things. And these people’s lives just keep going. For example, Deb still exists. That’s important.
OH GOODNESS. After approximately 42 minutes of flashbacks, people are starting to arrive at the final (??) dinner party. Jonathan tells John he’s “all loved up,” and when Scarlett arrives moments later, John passes on that information. She seems… jealous. Which is frankly ridiculous because he is obviously lying.
The dynamic is awkward. But more importantly: