While it’s actually been 84 weeks since this season of Married at First Sight began (we hear Deb has two grown up Polynesian children by now), we’re genuinely very excited for this episode.
You know why?
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And Anthony. But mostly Nadia. All we
want need in life is for her to get to the commitment ceremony, and say, “yeah, na,” to Anthony, and all the hours we’ve invested in this reality TV franchise will be worth it.
We begin with the voiceover saying, “previously on…” and NO. NO PREVIOUSLY. WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE CATCHUPS. NO FLASH BACKS. NO ONE MISSED LAST WEEK AND IF THEY DID THAT’S ON THEM. WHY ARE WE BEING PUNISHED.
Sean and Susan are the other couple who will tonight decide whether to recommit to their fake marriage or get a fake divorce. Given that their love is deeper than anything we’ve ever seen represented on television, we feel zero suspense. Susan already said she was moving to the country for Sean and that was literally their one hurdle. But, oh. Um.