THIS SHOW IS GIVING US SEVERE ANXIETY AND WE ALL NEED TO STOP AND MEDITATE FOR A MOMENT OR MAYBE SEVERAL HOURS, PLEASE.
We begin with three and a half minutes of flashbacks and we legitimately get angry every time they do this because we know very well what has happened. We were all there. This show routinely underestimates our dedication, and also our capacity to remember things that occurred yesterday.
Cheryl and Andrew’s “relationship boot camp” continues, which we’re going to reiterate is definitely not something you should need after 14 days of dating.
They’ve been given a rogue question box by John Aiken, who appears to have 100 per cent run out of ideas.
Listen: The Recap team debriefs on all the drama. (Post continues after audio.)
Cheryl pulls out the question, “What do you like the most about me?” which is a difficult thing to ask someone who definitively voted to leave you a few days ago.
Andrew says she’s assertive and gets things done efficiently, which sounds far more like a work performance review than a compliment, but whatever.
It’s then Cheryl’s turn to answer, and she says, “Hmmmmmmm”.
We don’t want to make unfair assumptions about these people, but it feels a lot like… Cheryl is maybe trolling Andrew. Which is fine, because Andrew deserves to be trolled, but it’s also not, because Cheryl needs to not be on this show anymore.