We’re still not over the behaviour of Cheryl’s dad, and we just need you to know that before we begin.
We open with Simon and Alene, and suddenly come to the realisation that their entire relationship depends on Alene just… annoying him.
And we love it.
They've purchased a flat pack dining table because assembling furniture never, ever, ends badly. Especially when one party has expressed multiple times that he wants nothing to do with it.
Alene got her Fantastic Furniture dining table and that's all that matters.
Mel Schilling gets an opportunity to say a thing, and guys... she chokes. She informs us, "It's important our couples spend time together," and... seriously, Mel? Come on, you're better than that.
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Alene has decided to teach Simon how to cook Lebanese food, and they bond over rolling balls.
"If you can handle these balls, you can handle a Lebanese woman," says Alene's sister, who a) is always there, b) only speaks in sexual innuendos, and c) probably needs to watch her behaviour in front of her children.
NO STOP IT. HAMISH IS BACK AND HE'S STILL MAD.