Channel Nine has been telling us for a whole week now that TWO couples don’t make it past the honeymoon, so we’re sitting here eagerly anticipating the moment we witness another heart break on national television.
Which couple will it be? The three couples who look like they could potentially be soul mates? Or the two couples who can no longer be in the same room together?
WE CAN'T WAIT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US.
First we visit Monica and Mark, who are snorkeling in Lord Howe Island after having completed a 42km bike ride and a 14 hour swim.
All of a sudden, the camera goes rogue and it would appear Mark is drowning. HOMG there is always so much drama around these two...
Turns out Mark just dropped his Go Pro, so the producers quickly move onto him being unable to stand on a paddle board. Cool.
BUT WAIT. Now it's raining on Mark and Monica's honeymoon, so maybe one of them is going to admit to eating KFC every time they get wasted which will lead to immediate divorce....
Nope. Nope, they just get an umbrella. Wrongly identified metaphor, guys, we're all good here.
OooOO over to the worst honeymoon in the history of fake weddings, Jess and Dave's.
Given they are playing background music probably named 'ominous thunder', we think maybe things aren't looking good.