TROY. HOW WE’VE MISSED YOU.
Have you been eating strange things? And always getting a little bit too close? Have you been thinking about Dolphy, the dolphin you met on the Gold Coast?
We thought so.
It's time for the remaining three couples to separate for a week and decide whether or not they will stay fake married, which, just to be clear, is a decision that bears surprisingly little consequence on anyone's lives. Most of all ours.
"I'll be missing you and thinking about you all the time," Troy yells far too loudly at Ashley as she's leaving, but she's already entered a reality in which Troy does not exist, so chooses not to respond.
She tells the camera, "I've spent the last eight weeks with Troy," and holy sh*t when you put it like that it's so messed up we're so sorry.
Sarah and Telv are also separating for a week but they've been having a nonsensical fight for a few weeks now and we're having none of it.
But that doesn't matter.
We debrief on the VERY harsh realisation Troy came to in tonight's show. Post continues after audio.
What matters is that Troy's bedspread is bright orange and why do we feel like we already knew that.
Troy's brushing his teeth again and we've realised something.