It’s Tracey’s birthday and we would like to personally apologise to her for having to spend it like… this.
Dean bought her a cake that is far too big to share between just two people, and writes her a card that thankfully is not written in rap.
Tracey says it’s nice to know Dean respects her and her trust issues have now subsided and oi do you guys remember when Dean said Tracey’s looks weren’t her strongest quality and then his mistress actually shushed him?
Just last night, Dean was getting moody because no one outwardly expressed an interest in having sex with his wife and what a terrible birthday.
In Ashley and Troy’s apartment, Troy’s face looks significantly more guilty, confused and terrified than usual. He insists he most definitely did not bring up Ashley’s mum at the boiz night, more specifically her natural colouring but also her highlights.
Troy assures Ashley “nothing much happened at the cards night,” which is odd because what cards night.
Ashley gives up on pressing Troy because he has no idea where he is/where he was last night, so she says she's relying on Charlene to squeeze the gossip out of Pat.
But there be no squeezin'.
Patrick knows the boys were naughty and that he must tell Charlene so she can deal with it. He explains there was a lot of talk about couple swapping and Dean being disappointed that no one wanted to swap for Tracey, and Charlene has heard enough. She gives Patrick a treat for being so honest and is secretly proud because tbh she didn't know the gossip would be this good.