Telv and Sarah are fighting again and Telv isn’t wearing any pants which makes it hard to take any of this as seriously as we know we should.
A producer asks Sarah whether they’d like to have a session with one of the experts which sounds like literally the only thing that could make this situation worse.
Sarah agrees because she’s really desperate for Telv to put on some pants, and he’s more likely to do so in front of John Aiken.
Speaking of fake experts, Trish has told Justin and Carly that in order to develop feelings for one another they have to send ‘sixy tixts’. That’s the rule. But they also have to go lingerie shopping, to spice up the sex life that they both hate.
Carly is definitely sick of Justin’s shit. We discuss on tonight’s episode of our Married at First Sight recap podcast. Post continues below.
Justin goes on his own which we’re fairly certain wasn’t the… point, and meets a nice shop assistant named Irene, with whom he develops more chemistry with in the space of 20 minutes than he has with Carly this entire season.
While Justin is shopping, Carly sends him a sixy tixt asking if he’s wearing underwear because ‘maybe you shouldn’t be’ and no..
Justin is around ice cream a great deal, and he can’t be free-balling because it’s unhygienic and his penis could get into the ice cream which would be a shame for everyone but also bad for business.