Excuse us, but this show has been going on for infinity now and there is something we need to say.
It is frankly unbelievable how hard Carly and Justin manage to make relationships look. Nothing should ever be this hard.
Given they are both perpetually astounded by their lack of chemistry, and Carly cried uncontrollably when Justin tried to hold her hand, they’ve decided that the only reasonable course of action was for them to have sex.
Note: that was not a reasonable course of action.
Even after doing the sex they remain indifferent to each other and when will this end.
Speaking of things needing to end, Troy is straightening Ashley’s hair and she is angry because he burned her scalp which we all could have predicted would happen. Her hair has kinks and it is precisely all Troy’s fault.