Now that eight single people have taken the dubious “terrifying leap of faith” and fake married each other, they get to go on a free honeymoon.
Now we get to see who’s doing “it”, and what they all look like in swimmers.
We join Clare and Jono on their first morning as a fake married couple. He awakens shouting, which could take some getting used to for Clare.
She is horrified yet unsurprised to discover that Jono has stamped himself with the bogan identifier: the Southern Cross, right in the middle of his back.
In Sydney, Simone and Xavier are making more and more discoveries about tedious things they have in common, such as a love of the missionary position an agreement on who is the big spoon.
They daringly forgo their usual morning green smoothies for bacon and eggs.
They head off on honeymoon to Fiji but they're both asleep when the crew on the plane applaud them for not really making a lifelong commitment to each other.