I am proposing an immediate ban on newlyweds giving stupid marriage advice because they really are in no position to give advice, having been married for approximately five seconds.
It’s like someone who uses a toilet suddenly thinking they can give advice on plumbing.
Just because you use the pipes doesn’t mean you can fix the pipes.
Take, for example, newlywed blogger Amanda Lauren, 33 who says the real secret to a successful marriage is to “stay hot” for your husband.
The L.A. bride has written an essay for Your Tango called, “Staying hot for my husband is ESSENTIAL to a successful marriage.” Her husband’s name is Ethan Kass, 35 and he is a screenwriter for TNT. Lucky bastard.
They have been married for a few weeks.
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Lauren said, “When we were married a few weeks ago in front of our families, friends and a Rabbi, I vowed to stay hot for [my] husband.” They must have skipped over the, “For better and for worse” part.
“I’ve always wondered why so many women let themselves go in relationships,” she added.
Well, let’s see. Fatigue, stress, illness, childbirth, just to name a few. And the funny thing is my husband still loves me.
Who would have thought?
“Feeling good ultimately allows me to be a better, happier and more considerate partner,” she explains and that’s fair enough, however I’d still like to talk to her in ten years before giving her “stay hot” advice too much weight because I simply can’t be bothered to stay groomed 24/7.