I couldn’t find a more eloquent way to ease you into this, so I’m just going to go right ahead and say Mariah Carey’s break-up song is here and the film clip is far and above one of the more ridiculous things I’ve yet seen.

Part of me would hate to spoil the plot line for you, but the other part of me doesn’t particularly care enough, so I’ll probably be doing so anyway.

Complete with a fireball wedding dress, an engagement ring that flips the bird and excessive use of the term ‘pity party’, Carey has delivered more with this song than what a marriage to James Packer ever would.

This was probably, say, 20 per cent of the thoughts I had while watching.

Rosie and Laura have a chat about Mariah’s new show that follows her as she starts her newest tour. Post continues after audio.

Mariah Carey on Carpool Karaoke with James Cordon.