A man with no penis claims to have slept with more than 100 women.

A man without a penis says he’s slept with more than 100 women, but somehow, none of them noticed. We have a lot of questions.

Andrew Wardle is a 40-year-old man with no penis.

Due to a rare genetic condition he was born with testicles, but that’s it. His penis never developed — a fact he has spent two decades hiding from his friends, his family and his girlfriends.

Of which there have been many, apparently. Despite his unfortunate anatomical shortcoming Wardle claims to have slept with more than 100 women.

“I had only told about 20 percent of them the truth,” he reveals in a new documentary for Discovery Life Channel.

“It is difficult to explain to a new girlfriend. Once, I was punched in the face when I told a girl. I guess she felt like I had lied, but it’s not something you can say right away.”

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Wardle only told 20% of his girlfriends about his problem.

Sure, I can imagine it’s a tricky thing to bring up, but the Manchester man claims to have slept with these women. How did they not, you know, notice?

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“I’ve done everything you can imagine, apart from full sex. Ladies love me because I’ve got the gift of the gab and a handsome face,” Wardle told the Huffington Post.

Mmm, seems like he’s got the gift of modesty too.

Just how big is the average penis? Mamamia TV asks the big questions. 

In his twenties, Wardle became addicted to drugs, which he claims actually made things easier in the bedroom.

“By taking drugs I gave myself the perfect cover,” he said. “I’d take girls to bed but tell them things could only go so far because I couldn’t rise to the occasion.”

He’s got balls, we’ll give him that.

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Andrew chats about his condition on ITV.

In the new documentary Wardle will finally reveal the truth to old friends, past lovers and even his current girlfriend, who still has no idea about his condition.

The show will also cover his medical journey; new advancements in gender reconstruction surgery mean that Wardle could could soon have a fully functioning penis built from the skin, blood vessels and nerves in his arm.

Arm-mazing.

Here’s a gallery of things that look like penises, because Friday.

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