Spreadsheets are useful for a lot of things. Accounting, schedules… uh… more accounting.

But this husband got a bit creative with his Microsoft Excel, in the most asshole -y kind of way. A lady, who is only known as ‘throwwwwaway29’ shared a little story with the Internet about her husband:

Here is that spreadsheet:

The ‘excuses’ include “I’m watching the show”, “I feel gross”, “I’m tired” and sometimes “non-verbal”. She also commented, “This is a side of him I have never seen before—bitter, immature, full of hatred.” She’s spent 24 hours trying to get hold of him (he would not answer) and cried herself to sleep.

We have a little something we’d like to remind throwwwwaway29’s charming husband.

Your wife does not need to have an excuse. YOUR WIFE DOES NOT OWE YOU SEX. If you are both in the mood for sex, have it. If one of you is not, then don’t. If this is happening too often, then talk about. Do NOT make a f*cking a spreadsheet, you twat.

And stop interrupting her damn TV show. It was probably something really good like America’s Next Top Model or NCIS…

Lady, we recommend you throwwwwaway your husband. Find one who uses spreadsheets for accounting, schedules, and all the nice things HE has done for YOU. Cue Aretha Franklin: R-E-S-P-E-C-T…